The Free Republic of Oxirix is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 51.014 billion Oxiris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oxirixian economy, worth an astonishing 12,279 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 240,711 Eucastrian Drachmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,169,754 per year while the poor average 28,608, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, foreign entanglements are getting spicy, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and artists can sign away their music on luxury paper with freshly-squeezed squid ink. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 329,795^th in the world and 2,404^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 3.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.