The OwO is cool of OwOlanda is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The leader of OwOs with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 12.536 billion OwOlandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO city. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The OwOlandan economy, worth 460 trillion OwO dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,718 OwO dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OwOlanda's national animal is the sheep.

OwOlanda is ranked 107,775^th in the world and 131^st in Aeternum for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,889.2 Standard Monetary Units.