The Protectorate of Owodar is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 407 million Owodarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Owodarian economy, worth 9.55 trillion Orginan Chervonets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 23,469 Orginan Chervonets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owodar's national animal is the Shoked square toad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Owodar is ranked 133,842^nd in the world and 3^rd in Bepis for Most Corrupt Governments, with 6.26 kickbacks per hour.