The Federation of Owions Federation is a large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 179 million Owions Federationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The strong Owions Federationian economy, worth 8.20 trillion sadfsdgs a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,810 sadfsdgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, military spending recently hit a new high, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and warning signs caution Owions Federationians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owions Federation's national animal is the sdgasdg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Owions Federation is ranked 159,914^th in the world and 9^th in Owions Variations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.72 on the Bus Surprisal Index.