The Republic of Owion 70 is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 193 million Owion 70ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 18.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Owion 70ian economy, worth 3.99 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,651 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, billions of Dollars are being poured into a space program, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Owion 70ian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Owion 70's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Owion 70 is ranked 308,663^rd in the world and 112^th in Owion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.