The Theocracy of Owion 31 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 608 million Owion 31ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The thriving Owion 31ian economy, worth 33.7 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,429 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 171,943 per year while the poor average 13,757, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owion 31's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Owion 31 is ranked 42,609^th in the world and 1^st in Owion for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,921.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.