The Community of Owion 13 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 614 million Owion 13ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion city. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.

The strong Owion 13ian economy, worth 38.6 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,945 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Owion 13's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Owion 13 is ranked 231,379^th in the world and 55^th in Owion for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.