The Grand Nation of Ovstylap is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.983 billion Ovstylapians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ovstylapian economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,446 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The purgative quality of Ovstylapian cuisine is known across the globe, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovstylap's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ovstylap is ranked 299,501^st in the world and 12^th in Northern Utopia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.