The Dictatorship of Outer Dratandiaia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dratmenbashi with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.645 billion Outer Dratandiaians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dratlandiaia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Dratandiaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,627 trillion drats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 288,298 drats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,652,934 per year while the poor average 3,203, a ratio of 828 to 1.

The sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Outer Dratandiaia's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dratmenism.

Outer Dratandiaia is ranked 291,021^st in the world and 6,881^st in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 2.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.