The Commonwealth of Oubria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Jingu with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.716 billion Oubrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selin's Grove. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oubrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,053 trillion shots of Bruichladdich a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,457 shots of Bruichladdich, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oubria's national animal is the carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oubria is ranked 260,102^nd in the world and 38^th in Gay for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.