The Constitutional Monarchy of Otukenstan is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 529 million Otukenstanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 76.5%.

The strong Otukenstanian economy, worth 37.0 trillion Altuns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,968 Altuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and new research always seems to support government initiatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otukenstan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Otukenstan is ranked 27,355^th in the world and 5^th in Turkic Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,820.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.