The Republic of Otuken is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Başbuğ with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The humorless population of 19.079 billion Türks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Türk economy, worth a remarkable 3,857 trillion Altıns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,159 Altıns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to Ankara for its remarkable gadfly population, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and Türks submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otuken's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Din.

Otuken is ranked 12,671^st in the world and 2^nd in Turkic Union for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,128.41 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.