The Peoples Democratic Republic of Osparkar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Richardson Moore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.138 billion Slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corvalon. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Osparkarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Democratic Republican Rallods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,117 Democratic Republican Rallods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osparkar's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Osparkar is ranked 14,255^th in the world and 12^th in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 99 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.