The Republic of Oslasa43 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.764 billion Oslasa43ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa43ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,101 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,660 marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa43's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oslasa43 is ranked 255,117^th in the world and 9,386^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.