The Republic of Osiris Medjai Guard is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.46 billion Osiris Medjai Guardians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Osiris Medjai Guardian economy, worth 364 trillion scarabs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,809 scarabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,580 per year while the poor average 3,059, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Osiris Medjai Guard's national animal is the scarab, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Osiris Medjai Guard is ranked 16,586^th in the world and 260^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,324.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.