The Sand and Scarabs of Osiris Legion Recruitement Center is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 7.459 billion Osiris Legion Recruitement Centerians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The very strong Osiris Legion Recruitement Centerian economy, worth 378 trillion scarabs a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,714 scarabs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,683 per year while the poor average 9,335, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is moderate. Osiris Legion Recruitement Center's national animal is the scarab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Osiris Legion Recruitement Center is ranked 270,504^th in the world and 3^rd in Valle de Arena for Highest Poor Incomes, with 9,335.49 Standard Monetary Units.