Population | 8.403 billion |
Capital | One Small Island |
Leader | Ebert Gripkin |
Faith | Card Farming |
Currency | baht |
Animal | skeleton |
The Warzone Sandbox Collection of OSI WZSB CC is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ebert Gripkin with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.403 billion Islanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of One Small Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Islander economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,890 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,767 per year while the poor average 29,361, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.
Ebert Gripkin often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin. Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. OSI WZSB CC's national animal is the skeleton, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Card Farming.
OSI WZSB CC is ranked 174,103rd in the world and 5th in One Small Island for Most Beautiful Environments, with 497.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : OSI WZSB CC was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : OSI WZSB CC was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Crime Rates, and Most Avoided.
- : OSI WZSB CC's influence in One Small Island fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : OSI WZSB CC was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, Largest Retail Industry, and Fattest Citizens, the Top 5% for Most Avoided, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in OSI WZSB CC, would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin.
- : Following new legislation in OSI WZSB CC, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in OSI WZSB CC, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in OSI WZSB CC, Ebert Gripkin often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
- : Following new legislation in OSI WZSB CC, there's more pink stuff on sale these days.
- : OSI WZSB CC was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.