The Star Ascendancy of Oseanic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Lumeris with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.862 billion Lumeris live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Oseanician economy, worth 155 trillion Stardusts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,156 Stardusts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 125,069 per year while the poor average 9,909, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and billions of Stardusts are being poured into a space program. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oseanic's national animal is the Soaring Falcon.

Oseanic is ranked 269,251^st in the world and 13^th in Cordone for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.