The Pipes of Os 1 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Pipe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.707 billion Osians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Os Pipe. The average income tax rate is 63.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Os 1ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,662 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,132 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Os 1's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pipism.

Os 1 is ranked 304,622^nd in the world and 8^th in Group Space Version Two for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 24.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.