The Federal Republic of Orventia is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 217 million Orventians, 102 million of whom are zombies, live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The powerhouse Orventian economy, worth 18.1 trillion Quants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 83,490 Quants, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,891 per year while the poor average 19,730, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the Orventia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orventia's national animal is the Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Orventia is ranked 229,559^th in the world and 4^th in Nova Iris for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 483.99 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.