The Commonwealth of Orthodox Marxism is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.563 billion Orthodox Marxismians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Orthodox Marxismian economy, worth 219 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,943 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town, and school children across the country are staging hunger strikes to protest government-mandated salads. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orthodox Marxism's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Orthodox Marxism is ranked 232,825^th in the world and 7^th in Tampa for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 60.02 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.