The Divine Majesty of Orpiment Junimos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.735 billion Orpiment Junimosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The all-consuming Orpiment Junimosian economy, worth 806 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,316 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orpiment Junimos's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orpiment Junimos is ranked 11,727^th in the world and 1^st in The Gunshine State for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,903.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.