The Incorporated States of Orolont is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.173 billion Orolontians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Orolontian economy, worth 250 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 115,291 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orolont's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Orolont is ranked 329,294^th in the world and 1,188^th in Concord for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -16.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.