The Constitutional Monarchy of Ormazd is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 263 million Ormazdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artashir. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ormazdian economy, worth 17.1 trillion Darics a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,966 Darics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, Ormazd has designated Artashir as its capital city, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ormazd's national animal is the Simurgh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ormazd is ranked 313,974^th in the world and 12^th in New Lacia for Largest Black Market, with 6.00 billion Standard Monetary Units.