The Divine National Empire of Orlannn is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Overlord Orlan with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.365 billion Orlannnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sublime Orlan city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Orlannnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,248 trillion Orlans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 343,551 Orlans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,644 per year while the poor average 28,144, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, colonial subjects have Orlannnian culture shoved down their throats, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Orlannn's national animal is the Syrian Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of divine nationalism.

Orlannn is ranked 2,318^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Nationalists for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 229.22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.