The Free Vlach State of Orestalia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Ορέστιος ο Πρώτος with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 804 million Orestalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Karvounari. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Orestalian economy, worth 46.7 trillion Ø Ores a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,098 Ø Ores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orestalia's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orestalia is ranked 82,420^th in the world and 394^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,534.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.