The Free Land of Ores Malainty is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.14 billion Ores Malaintyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ores Malaintyian economy, worth 337 trillion sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,675 sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera". Crime is totally unknown. Ores Malainty's national animal is the flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ores Malainty is ranked 8,842^nd in the world and 2^nd in Nevadia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,970.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.