The Pro Capitalist Empire of Oreo Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Van de Put with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.092 billion Oreo Corporationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The all new extraordinary city of Oreos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Corporationian economy, worth 360 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 172,493 Oreos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,557,894 per year while the poor average 2,309, a ratio of 674 to 1.

Manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Van de Put For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Van de Put's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oreo Corporation's national animal is the Oreo Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oreo.

Oreo Corporation is ranked 288,694^th in the world and 5,440^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.