The 69 Giga Chad States of Ordivus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by 10th President Garfield Von Chesterworth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.727 billion Ordivusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ordith. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ordivish economy, worth 631 trillion Ordivs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 133,654 Ordivs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown. Ordivus's national animal is the Ordle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ordivism.

Ordivus is ranked 282,679^th in the world and 52^nd in Merciam for Most Primitive, scoring -385.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.