The Grand Duchy of Ordivia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Duke Cross with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.594 billion Ordavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordavia city. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ordivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,063 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 312,960 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny", and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordivia's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Cross.

Ordivia is ranked 37,572^nd in the world and 2,174^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,339.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.