The Study Wing | Supreme Empire of Orderstia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Research Director | Seraphine Nyx with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.409 billion Orderstians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ω-268. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Orderstian economy, worth 277 trillion Kitheoplean Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,370 Kitheoplean Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink Orderstia Mothmen are a common side effect after Orderstians eat their meals, 42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Ω-268, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orderstia's national animal is the Orderstia Mothman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NA.

Orderstia is ranked 75,037^th in the world and 4^th in The Black Dahlia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,336.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.