Legal or Illegal? A Guide to Orcuo’s Ban List

Many wonder what exactly is allowed for Orcuo’s citizens. Well, this list provides exactly that. A list of what is legal and illegal in Orcuo. Without further ado, here is the current list.

_{(Note: It should be noted that these rules don’t necessarily apply to citizens during work hours. For example, a citizen may need to use a computer during their shift, or create a portrait of Funnyman (creating art) as their task.)}

Section One

Breathing - Legal (Some Exceptions May Apply)

Talking - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the words are government-sanctioned)}

Thinking - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the thoughts are government-sanctioned)}

Movement - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the movement is government-sanctioned)}

Cursing/Fowl Language - Illegal

Hate Speech - Illegal

Religious Worship - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the worship of the deity in-question is Funnyman/worship of FunnymanIsTheBestInTheOmniverseism; All other religions are banned)}

Love - Illegal

Section Two

Clothing - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the clothing is government-sanctioned)}

Toys - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the toy is government-sanctioned)}

Plants - Illegal

Pets - Illegal

Furniture - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the furniture is government-sanctioned)}

Books - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the book is government-sanctioned)}

Games - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the game is government-sanctioned)}

Hygiene Products - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the hygiene product is government-sanctioned)}

Singing/Music/Dancing - Illegal

Cooking - Illegal

Art - Illegal

Section Three

Unhealthy Food - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed in cases of awarding Model Citizens)}

Polluting - Illegal

Tobacco/Nicotine - Illegal

Marijuana - Illegal

Other Recreational Drugs - Illegal

Alcohol - Illegal

Guns - Illegal

Knifes - Illegal

Other Weapons - Illegal

Section Four

Clocks - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the clock is government owned and operated; Individuals cannot own one)}

Watches - Illegal

Audio Recording Devices - Illegal

Radio - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the radio is government owned and operated; Individuals cannot own one)}

Cameras - Illegal

Internet - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the internet is government owned and operated; No other sources allowed)}

Television - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the television is government owned and operated; Individuals cannot own one)}

Computers - Illegal

Phones - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the phone is government owned and operated, and the individual is reporting a crime/giving a tip-in on possible anti-citizen whereabouts)}

Video Games - Illegal

Automobiles/Public Transportation - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the automobile is government owned and operated; Individuals cannot own one)}

Planes - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the plane is government owned and operated; Individuals cannot own one)}

Sea Vessel - Partially Legal
_{(Only allowed to be used in cases where the boat is government owned and operated; Individuals cannot own one)}

Other Forms of Transportation - Illegal

Section Five

Haircuts - Partially Legal
_{(Allowed if the haircut is government-sanctioned)}

Body Piercing - Illegal

Bodily Modification - Illegal

Marriage - Illegal

Reproduction - Illegal

Immigration - Illegal

Emigration - Illegal