| Population | 27.313 billion |
| Capital | Portokallipolis |
| Leader | General Secretary |
| Currency | Oranginian Oranginga |
| Animal | Oranginian Acid Spider |
The Technocratic Federation of Oranginia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.313 billion Oranginians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portokallipolis. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Oranginian economy, worth a remarkable 6,702 trillion Oranginian Orangingas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 245,390 Oranginian Orangingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Oranginia's high-security cell blocks, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, and people with dyslexia are told to tough through it. Crime is totally unknown. Oranginia's national animal is the Oranginian Acid Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Oranginia is ranked 110,050th in the world and 1st in Oranginian Collective for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,333.22 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
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Oranginia, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it.
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Oranginia, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands.
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Oranginia, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Oranginia's high-security cell blocks.
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Oranginia, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping.
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Oranginia, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
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Oranginia, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
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Oranginia, highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits.
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Oranginia, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette.
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Oranginia, the Portokallipolis State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'.
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Oranginia, triple black diamond is the only ski difficulty.










































