The Space Bean of Orange Crewmate is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Orange Crewmate with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.408 billion Orange Crewmateans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spaceship. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Orange Crewmatean economy, worth 745 trillion golden oranges a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,595 golden oranges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orange Crewmateans believe manners maketh the leader, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, Max Barry is this year's Miss Orange Crewmate, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime is totally unknown. Orange Crewmate's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Orange Crewmate is ranked 188,973^rd in the world and 1^st in Diamond Dogs for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.43 on the Bus Surprisal Index.