The Oppressed Peoples Tyranny of Oppressionism is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Dark King Overlord Xerxes with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.811 billion Oppressionists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zakaz. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppressionismian economy, worth a remarkable 4,683 trillion Blind Orphans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 236,424 Blind Orphans, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Supreme Dark King Overlord Xerxes signs the laws but abides by none of them, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppressionism's national animal is the Lorenzo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fifthism.

Oppressionism is ranked 3,804^th in the world and 1^st in The Average Confederacy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.55 law-abiding acts per hour.