The Queendom of Oozmas is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Stephanie with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.081 billion Oozmasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooztown. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oozmasian economy, worth 754 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,371 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oozmas's national animal is the Finnish forest reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oozian.

Oozmas is ranked 304,844^th in the world and 52^nd in England for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.52 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.