The Free Land of OOO is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 9.126 billion OOOians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The OOOian economy, worth 408 trillion golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,693 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, paraplegics are told to walk it off, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of OOO City. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. OOO's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

OOO is ranked 250,896^th in the world and 14,349^th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 52.55 on the Human Development Index.