The United States of Oofery 69 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.278 billion Oofery 69ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.

The Oofery 69ian economy, worth 95.0 trillion banks a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,697 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 69's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oofery 69 is ranked 82,143^rd in the world and 164^th in Oofery for Safest, scoring 90.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.