The Federation of Ooferian Farmer Army 43 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.799 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 43ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.5%.

The very strong Ooferian Farmer Army 43ian economy, worth 179 trillion banks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,108 banks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

If you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 43's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ooferian Farmer Army 43 is ranked 49,245^th in the world and 2,309^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.