The Colony of Oo0 is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 998 million Oo0ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Oo0ian economy, worth 67.3 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 67,464 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 281,205 per year while the poor average 10,572, a ratio of 26.6 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Oo0 will pay them to stop, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and the government has seized the means of recreation. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oo0's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oo0 is ranked 59,330^th in the world and 3^rd in The Card Void for Highest Food Quality, scoring 34.17 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.