The Grand Duchy of Onsly is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Duke Rendworth with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.813 billion Onslyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Troutin. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onslyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Franks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,621 Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and war is made in the name of love. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onsly's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Troutism.

Onsly is ranked 109,343^rd in the world and 2^nd in United Republic for Most Corrupt Governments, with 10.19 kickbacks per hour.