The United Oligarchy of Onorus is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor One-Eye with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.189 billion Onorussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouroboros. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Onorussian economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion Onorussian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 95,440 Onorussian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Onorus's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Worship of the Onorussian Pantheon.

Onorus is ranked 209,704^th in the world and 11,274^th in Balder for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.