Population | 4.929 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | parrot |
The Republic of Onion 6 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.929 billion Onion 6ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Onion 6ian economy, worth 648 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,561 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", former first wives now find themselves mothers to twenty children, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and it's best not to ask what goes into Onion 6 City Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onion 6's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Onion 6 is ranked 114,139th in the world and 290th in Eye for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Onion 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Onion 6 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, it's best not to ask what goes into Onion 6 City Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, former first wives now find themselves mothers to twenty children.
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?".
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Onion 6, astronomers are flocking to Onion 6 to take advantage of its clear night skies.