The Loving Couple of One-True Pairing- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Derwin with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.049 billion One-True Pairing-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conformatorium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient One-True Pairing-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion snails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 108,088 snails, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Owl is one of the most popular forenames in One-True Pairing-, One-True Pairing- isn't what it used to be, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. One-True Pairing-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

One-True Pairing- is ranked 118,783^rd in the world and 1^st in Bobbersonian palace for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,211.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.