Largest Insurance Industry: 2,092ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,684th
The Switch of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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ON

Population22.754 billion

CapitalON
LeaderON ON

Currencyon
Animalon

The Switch of ON is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ON ON with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.754 billion ONians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ON. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.

The frighteningly efficient ONian economy, worth a remarkable 3,834 trillion ons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,510 ons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 583,104 per year while the poor average 35,583, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ON's national animal is the on, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ON is ranked 60,798th in the world and 1,305th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 13.16 Obesity Rate.

Top
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,092ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,477thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,684thLargest Black Market: 5,075thHighest Economic Output: 5,080thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,425thNudest: 8,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,497thMost Secular: 8,805thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,744thLargest Retail Industry: 11,257thLargest Populations: 11,798thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,628thLargest Governments: 14,645thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,920thHighest Average Incomes: 16,416thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,855thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,442ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,411thSmartest Citizens: 18,531stMost Developed: 18,724thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,530thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,556thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,701stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,817thMost Authoritarian: 28,304th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 244th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 302nd in the regionNudest: 390th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 426th in the regionLargest Black Market: 428th in the regionLargest Populations: 435th in the regionMost Secular: 498th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 521st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 546th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 588th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 658th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 797th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 863rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 899th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 927th in the regionLargest Governments: 931st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 932nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 945th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 954th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,009th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ON was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ON was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : ON's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : ON's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : ON was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : ON ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : ON was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : ON was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : ON's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : ON's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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