The Constitutional Monarchy of United Kingdom of Marinnessya is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 526 million Marinnysh have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Marinnysh economy, worth 19.7 trillion Orchid Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,481 Orchid Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Priests are being drafted by the church load, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kingdom of Marinnessya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Kingdom of Marinnessya is ranked 221,428^th in the world and 5,060^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.