The Order of The Kalythian Star is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Connorson the Indomitable with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.038 billion Kalythians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pax Kalythia. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalythian economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Kalyns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,603 Kalyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kalythian Star's national animal is the Griffon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Gallentism.

The Kalythian Star is ranked 128,739^th in the world and 2,727^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 860.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.