The French Anarchic Society of Texopolian TRADE ROUTE is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.308 billion Texopolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Кануйоль. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Texopolian TRADE ROUTEian economy, worth 82.0 trillion Heors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,673 Heors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale has just been declared ruler of Texopolian TRADE ROUTE in an international press conference, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, Stupidism has been named as Texopolian TRADE ROUTE's national religion, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texopolian TRADE ROUTE's national animal is the Southern Hugolvi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidism.

Texopolian TRADE ROUTE is ranked 109,529^th in the world and 2,802^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 14.18 flags saluted per person per day.