The Turanic Juche Republic of New Hudazendkia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Il-Khan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.783 billion New Hudazendkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nchuzhurz. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Hudazendkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Massis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,898 Massis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'sing-a-long with Kim Il-Khan' album is a popular souvenir, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hudazendkia's national animal is the Bonedog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Hudazendkia is ranked 4,726^th in the world and 221^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 60.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.