The Empire of Jenoland is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.198 billion Jenolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jenolandian economy, worth 267 trillion forints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,533 forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenoland's national animal is the ratte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenoland is ranked 245,670^th in the world and 5,455^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.